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All our lives, we’ve been fed watered-down, PC versions of the classic myths. In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified. Wait, it all makes sense now. In <i>Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes</i>, Cory O’Brien, creator of Myths RETOLD!, sets the stories straight. These are rude, crude, totally sacred texts told the way they were meant to be told: loudly, and with lots of four-letter words. Skeptical? Here are just a few gems to consider:<br /><br /> � Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed.<br /><br /> � The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering everyone.<br /><br /> � The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties…<i>on the corpses of their enemies. </i><br /><br /> � The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for